I’ve talked briefly before about my 93-year-old grandmother’s quirky sayings. So has Kevin – if you need a refresher, you can find her talking about anatomy here, her playing dead in the hospital here, and trying to start a gang war here. Today I’ll tell you a one-liner she gave me during my nephew’s birthday party last weekend:
“I tell my friends the only reason I have wrinkles and they don’t is because they are all fat.”
HA!
I can’t believe that upon reading kevin’s blog “I” had to go to urban dictionary to find out what “PPT” meant!!! WOW!!!!!!
Keep ‘em coming, MIA!!!!
That is hilarious! She certainly keeps us entertained!
LOVE it. I wonder how her so-called friends feel about her honesty? Hehe!
Classic hahaha I love it!
That is awesome!
that’s amazing!!
I am a little late commenting on this one, but it made me think of Mia when Jenny took her to the doctors office and she said loudly, “Have you ever seen so many fat people in your life?!?!?”
LOVE THAT STORY!