Thing is, Melissa doesn’t mind that the same night her and my sister were hanging out with a couple of guys, I was buying shots for everyone at a bar down the street with a buddy of mine. My buddy picked up a girl, and I played wingman. I was a bit drunk, but I seem to remember that one of the girls was bummed when she found out I was married. I was wearing my ring, but people never seem to notice.

Rings mean nothing. You have to give them meaning. To all those who don’t get it, let me tell you that nothing changes after you get married. You either already had it, or you didn’t. If you expect things to change, you will be disappointed.