In the “runners are crazy” category: Clothing-optional races

So I was doing an innocent online search yesterday for upcoming 5Ks and 10Ks (I promise, that’s what the search was for!) when I came across an entire clothing-optional race series. Really?

I was telling my friend Jessica about it and some one-liners came to mind, so of course I had to share.

I wonder if Body Glide is a sponsor?
Would be a good way to show off that new tattoo …
Where you put your race number?
What do you clip your iPod Shuffle to? Owwww.

I digress. And no, I won’t be running that one – even though one of them is in Chesnee, S.C.