(Free) pre-marital counseling at the Cathedral

They made out with boys in the Fellowship Hall
after youth church while waiting for rides
passed the time with a game of truth or dare
this wasn’t heaven, but it did last 7 minutes.

Jane pulled her very best friend Mary aside,
and in a very serious tone, broached
the very necessary question:

“Do you think we’ll go to hell for this?”
Mary said, “Naw, don’t worry,
Married people do it all the time.”

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See Phil’s cathedral poem here.
See Bennett’s cathedral poem
here.
See Codester’s cathedral poem
here.
See Heather’s cathedral poem
here.